Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bingo

- Bingo who?

- Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?
→ A common tater!

Why did the fly fly?

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

- I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.

- I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin!

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
→ A clotheshorse!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
→ The ground!

How can you make a soup rich?
→ Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
→ One to three for breaking and entering.