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- Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.

- Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.

When Mike got arrested, they told him:

- Anything you say will be held against you.

Mike said:

- Claudia Schiffer's breasts.

- Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?

- I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?
→ So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner:

- Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?

- Whada ya win?

- A million dollars! - said the redneck.

- You get a dollar a year for a million years.

- How much are they each?

- Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!

Men are like soap operas.
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
→ Cut the rope.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cameron

- Cameron who?

- Cameron film are needed to take pictures!