Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beggar

- Beggar who?

- Beggar you don't know!

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
→ With a whoop e-cushion.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
→ A bee is an aeroplane!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
→ A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.

What is a child's favourite type of Halloween candy?
→ Lots a candy.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
→ Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
→ Only when they snap at something!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?
→ Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks nothing of it, then the bus comes to another stop and this old man gets off and says to the driver "I lost my taupe and thought I found it twice then realized mine is parted down the side, and the two I saw were parted down the middle!"