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Horse Sues Man
Why was the man sued by his horse?
→ For palomino-money!
Why was the man sued by his horse?
→ For palomino-money!
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
→ A horses shadow!
How do you hire a horse?
→ Put a brick under each hoof!
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
→ He was the last of his race!
What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
→ Roberto.
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
→ Terrified!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
→ An elephant in a lift!
What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
→ Pooched eggs!
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
→ When the door is open!