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- Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in

- What about a matchbox!

How do you know you're leading a sad life?
→ When a nymphomaniac tells you:

- Let's just be friends.

What do you call someone who dances on cars?
→ A morris dancer!

What are cows favorite party games?
→ MOO-sical chairs!

If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
→ The United States of America!

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.

The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed:

- And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention....

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?
→ A superior being.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
→ It sure gave them something to chew over.

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
→ A vacant posession.