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Confusing an Idiot
How do you confuse an idiot?
→ Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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Ghoul in Love
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
→ His ghoul friend.
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Charged-Up Horse
Why was the horse all charged up?
→ It ate some haywire!
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Saddle on Bread
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!
Good Thing From Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:
An empty greyhound.
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Angry Elephant
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
→ Take away it's credit cards!
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Last Off The Ark
What animals were last to leave the ark?
→ The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
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Dolphin Messages
How do dolphins send messages?
→ By sea-mail.
Interpreting 6.9
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
→ A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Chicken Dance
Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!