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What do you call an Internet mystery?
→ An e-nigma.

Can bees fly in the rain?
→ Not without their little yellow jackets!

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?
→ They don't want to have to retrain them.

An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."

The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a much better rug than you would!"

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question:

- What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered:

- Going home!

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum:

- I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure! - the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied:

- Bring him in. We'll check it out.

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist:

- You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?

- Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
→ Dates!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!

- Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

- Harry: Do you think so?

- Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!