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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?
→ Two bits!

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
→ They had to pay the jockey overtime!

- Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

- Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

- How much for a haircut?

- Barber: Fifteen dollars.

- How much for a shave?

- Barber: Ten dollars.

- Right - shave my head.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
→ Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

- Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!