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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
→ God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "How many do you think it takes?"

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"

- Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!

- Lay on the couch, face down.

How does a ghost start a letter?
→ Tomb it may concern.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.

The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying:

- Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from.

The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying:

- Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from.

Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...

What do you call an Internet mystery?
→ An e-nigma.

Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.

- That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night, - Tony announced.

Steve turned to him and said:

- Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
→ They're always switching their tails!