Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bless

- Bless who?

- I didn't sneeze!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ben Hur

- Ben Hur who?

- Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Baloney

- Baloney who?

- Baloney chase you if you're a matador!

- Judge: Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?

- Defendant: Yes, it's true.

- Judge: Then, why don't you just pay him back?

- Defendant: Because it wouldn't be true anymore.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
→ To bone up on his schoolwork.

- I see you've got your bill for using the Internet

- Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?
→ Use a starch engine.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Which fly makes films?
→ Stephen Speilbug!

What's a bee-line?
→ The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!