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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
→ Because it comes out in conversation

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

- Just to establish some parameters - said the professor to the student from Arkansas.

- What is the opposite of joy?

- Sadness - said the student.

- And the opposite of depression? - he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

- Elation - said she.

- And you sir - he said to the young man from Texas.

- how about the opposite of woe?

The Texan replied:

- Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?
→ Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
→ Three, if you slice them very thinly.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
→ Marry her!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
→ At the ghost office.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cugat

- Cugat who?

- Cugat to love my jokes!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cassie

- Cassie who?

- Cassie the forest for the trees!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bowl

- Bowl who?

- Bowl me over!