Most viewed jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
→ I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?
→ Because his boots were at the menders!

Is it sexual harassment if you go to a woman and tell her her hair smells nice?
→ What if the man is a dwarf?

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

What do you call a pretend railway?
→ A play station!

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office.

As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap.

Without hesitating, he begins to dictate a letter...:

- And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
→ He said:

- So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?
→ Dead.

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?
→ Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!