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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
→ Bugs Bunny!

Why do bees buzz?
→ Because they can't whistle!

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said:

- Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself.

The reporter said:

- Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.

The old explorer said:

- No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'

Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel?
→ It had running rot and mould in every room.

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
→ Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

- You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.

- Well neither can a fence!

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
→ Because there were so many knights!

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
→ A trick-or-fleat!

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
→ Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Boo!

- Boo who?

- Just Boo! I'm a ghost!