Most viewed jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?
→ Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
→ They had a feast of fun.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
→ Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

You know that Storks bring babys of course.
What kind of bird definitely does not bring babys?
→ Swallows!

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
→ A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest tits?
→ The blonde, because she was 18.

Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?
→ Because even God can't stand to watch!