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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.

Why is divorce so expensive?
→ Because it's worth it.

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

How is a penis like fishing?
→ The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
→ $3.99 a minute.

My dad is stupid.
He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep?
→ On a bed of lettuce!

Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
→ She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!