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- Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother?

- Archie: Sure did! He hadn't heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
→ Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
→ A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.

What do you give a sick horse?
→ Cough stirrup.

Why does history keep repeating itself?
→ Because we weren't listening the first time!

- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald?

- Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!

What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!

If there were no food left, what could people do?
→ Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
→ So that he can sneak up on mice!