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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up my pillow was gone!

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?
→ An Appaloosa!

What is a thespian pony?
→ A little horse play!

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
→ Bamboo.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
→ They had just dread-ged the lake.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
→ Rub it, rub it, rub it.

I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
→ With a Crowbar!!!!!

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

- Look at their reserve, their calm - muses the Brit.

- They must be British.

- Nonsense - the Frenchman disagrees.

- They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.

- No clothes, no shelter - the Russian points out.

- they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian.

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
→ An elephant with an umbrella!