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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
→ He grew up to be a bellhop!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
→ So that they can pack the defence!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
→ All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said:

- Go forth and multiply?

→ They couldn't, they were adders!

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?
→ He died in agony!

- Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention

- Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

- Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

- Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

- Teacher: Where is the English Channel?

- Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

- Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called?

- Sam: I don't know.

- Teacher: Bark, Sam, bark.

- Sam: Bow, wow, wow!

- Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

- So what's so great about that?

- It's snowing outside!