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Why does history keep repeating itself?
→ Because we weren't listening the first time!

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

- Joe: It's a bit tough.

- Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster.

Who lost a herd of elephants?
→ Big bo peep

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
→ Yankee poodle!

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
→ They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What side of the dog has the most fur?
→ The Outside.

- Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar

- I can't believe that!

- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

- You have a broken finger!