Most viewed jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
→ Fooling with a bee!

Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic?
→ There's a 12-month waiting list.

How does an idiot call for his dog?
→ He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?
→ In the Sir Lance Lot

When does a horse neigh?
→ Whinny wants to!

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ One, but don't expect results.

An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub.

- And have you lived here all your life, Sir? - asked the American.

- Not yet, m'dear - said the farmer wisely.

What do elephants do in the evenings?
→ Watch elevision!