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Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war?
→ He lost it in a hair raid.

- Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

- Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.

What kind of money do monsters use?
→ Weirdo (weird dough).

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
→ There was money in the kitty.

- Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

- So?

Man says to God:

- God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

God says:

- So you would love her.

- But God, why did you make her so dumb? - the man says

God says:

- So she would love you.

- But God, why did you make her so dumb? - the man says

God says:

- So she would love you.

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

- Hey, you just shot my wife.

- I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine!

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cuba

- Cuba who?

- Cuba wood!