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What goes "knio, knio?"
→ A backward pig.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?
→ A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

- FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?

- SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop.

- I'd like to see a suit that will fit me - he told the tailor.

- So would I, sir - said the tailor. So would I.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

How did rich people get their money?
→ They were calm and collected.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
→ He liked cold cash.