Most viewed jokes

- Wife: You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?

- Husband: No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home.

- Wife: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

- Husband: Which is this?

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

What's blue and has big ears?
→ An elephant at the North Pole!

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Yours tin-sincerely.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
→ "Rough rough".

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
→ Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
→ A mutt in a rut!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
→ An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!