Most viewed jokes

- Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.

- Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!

How do you make a glow worm happy?
→ Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

What does a bee say before it stings you?
→ This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?
→ "5-5-2-2."

I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

What runs all day but never gets tired?
→ Water.

What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!