Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cain

- Cain who?

- Cain you tell!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blanche

- Blanche who?

- Blanche not!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankansas

- Ankansas who?

- Ankansas though any piece of wood!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
→ A flat mate.

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?
→ If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

How do you make a glow worm happy?
→ Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.

At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said:

- He got away, sir!

The inspector was furious:

- But I told you to put a man on all the exits! - he roared.

- How could he have got away?

- He left by one of the entrances, sir!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
→ He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
→ They have to tow the line!