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What is a horse's favourite sport?
→ Stable tennis!

Who invented King Arthur's round table?
→ Sir Circumference!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
→ She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
→ Skate!

Which fish can perform operations?
→ Sturgeon!

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.

That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?
→ Third grade.

- Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager!

- Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
→ He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
→ He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!