Most viewed jokes

- Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me!

- Who said that?

What TV station do bees watch?
→ Bee bee c one!

How do we know that insects are so clever?
→ Because they always know when your eating outside!

My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
→ He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

- There! - he said proudly.

- I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?

- Oh yes, she can - said the boy.

- She keeps ducks.

What will Santa bring your fish this Christmas?
→ A scale letrix!

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
→ Ethiopia!

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
→ Paddy O'Furniture!