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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Colin

- Colin who?

- Colin all cars, Colin all cars!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chopin

- Chopin who?

- Chopin the supermarket!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bully

- Bully who?

- Bully Jean is not my lover!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beppe

- Beppe who?

- Beppe Le Pew!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Balanchine

- Balachine who?

- Balachine act!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- B-4

- B-4 who?

- B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amory

- Amory who?

- Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant:

- You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.

The man thought for a moment:

- What are peers? - he asked.

- They're people just like you — your equals.

- Forget it - retorted the defendant.

- I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.

- Have you seen www.tame.com?

- Yes, but I'm not wild about it.

- Do you like surfing the net?

- Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)