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What do birds say on Halloween?
→ Trick-or-tweet!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
→ Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."

When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!

How do you hire an elephant?
→ Stand it on four bricks!

What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair?
→ A bald beagle!

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
→ The wrong answer.

When is a black dog not a black dog?
→ When it's a greyhound!