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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
→ A fastball - a sizzler.

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
→ They chew the fat.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
→ Women!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other:

- How do you get to the other side?

- You are on the other side - the other blonde yells back.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
→ She missed the Earth!

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?
→ He wanted to be a hentertainer.

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks:

- What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?

The dog answers:

- ROOF.

The bartender says:

- Who are you kidding? I'm not paying.

The dogs owner says:

- How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else.

The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks:

- Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?

The dog answers with a muffled:

- RUTH.

With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door.

As they bounce on the sidewalk, the dog looks at his owner and says:

- DiMaggio?

If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!

- Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more?

- Sell!