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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Astor

- Astor who?

- Astor the ball is over!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aladdin!

- Aladdin who?

- Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Agatha!

- Agatha who?

- Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Where does King Kong sleep?
→ Anywhere he wants to.

- Have you seen www.quicksand.com?

- Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.

- Have you seen www.veryangry.com?

- No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
→ Boy do we have problems.

- I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...

- Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.
Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat.

- How we gonna get the water out? - asked Mayne.

- Easy - said Willard.

- We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out.

The men drilled a hole in the bottom, and more water started rushing in.

- Wait a minute! - exclaimed Mayne.

- We need another hole so's the water comin' in through the first one has a place to go back into the lake!

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned.

- I thought I told you to go to the end of the line - barked the NCO.

- Why did you come back?

- Because there's already somebody there!