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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!

Who is the bees favourite singer?
→ Sting!

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?
→ A buzzness suit!

- Why do rednecks act like such morons?

- Who says they're acting?

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole.

A man passing by yelled up to them:

- Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?

- We don't wanna measure the length, mister! - Wyatt sneered.

- We wanna measure the height!

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
→ Both are food from aloft!

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
→ In his sleevies!

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
→ Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!