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Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

What do me and a mirror have in common?
→ When we see your face we both crack up!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
→ Look out for the mice!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
→ He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
→ When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant:

- Aha! Are you the lady orthodontist?

- No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth - The lady replied.

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
→ He thought he would give him a paunch!

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
→ He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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