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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
→ He was caught poaching.

The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
→ Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless.

- Where have you been? - asked the man.

- I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells:

- Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!

Someone else yells:

- Call 911!

The blonde yells back:

- What's the number?

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said:

- I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.

Her friend said:

- She's a suicide blonde.

The other said:

- Suicide blonde? What's that?

The friend said:

- Dyed by her own hand!

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
→ Because her boyfriend was blonde too.