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What do you call a fake noodle?
→ An Impasta.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
→ Because the rice falls through the grill

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
→ First of all, you get a very large loaf...

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
→ A collie-flower!

Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
→ Growlcho Marx!

- Doctor: Have you ever had this before?

- Patient: Yes.

- Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth

- Get out of the way, your in my light!

Why did God create women?
→ To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
→ Meals on wheels.

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.