Knock Knock Cartoon
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cartoon
- Cartoon who?
- Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cartoon
- Cartoon who?
- Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Arizona
- Arizona who?
- Arizona room for one of us in this town!
What business is King Kong in?
→ Monkey business.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
→ Where in earth have you been!
Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges?
- When did Caesar reign?
- I didn't know he reigned.
- Of course he did, didn't they hail him?
What should you buy if your hair falls out?
→ A good vacuum cleaner!
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
→ Mash-scara!
What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!