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- Did you like www.flower.com?
- Not at first....but it grew on me!
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Migratory Bird Tags
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
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Filipino Name for Canada
What do Filipinos call Canada?
→ Upper U.S.
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Bored Banker
Why was the banker bored?
→ Because he lost interest in everything.
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Frozen Turkeys
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy:
- Do these turkeys get any bigger?
The stock boy replied:
- No ma'am, they're dead.
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Tsar's Favorite Fish
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
→ Tsardines!
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Fishermen And Light Bulbs
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
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Newsmen Lightbulb
How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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Flying Over Poland
How do you know you're flying over Poland?
→ Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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Three Wishes On The Beach
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
- I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total - says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says:
- I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity.
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said:
- I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks:
- I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains:
- Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.
The Irishman says:
- Fill it up with water.