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Civil War Flea
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!
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Shredded Manuscript
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions.
He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
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Shorter Hours
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.
- Ah heard the boys is gonna strike - he said.
- What fer? - asked Pyle.
- Shorter hours.
- Good fer them! - said the redneck.
- Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!
Halloween Apple Bobbing
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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Ignorance and Indifference
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
→ I don't know and I don't care!
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Bad Egg Ping-Pong
What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
→ First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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Midnight Special
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
- Give me a corned beef sandwich - he ordered.
- Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special.
- What's a Midnight Special?
- A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread.
- Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?
- Why, sure! - Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out:
- One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!
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Fish Borrowing Money
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
→ The loan shark!
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Three Trout
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.
- I want to buy three trout - he said to the owner.
- But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.
- Why should I do that? - the owner asked.
- So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!
Iraq's National Bird
What is Iraq's national bird?
→ Duck.