Most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Benjamin

- Benjamin who?

- Benjamin the blues!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Baron

- Baron who?

- Baron mind who you're talking to!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ashley

- Ashley who?

- Ashley-t's foot!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adam!

- Adam who?

- Adam up and tell me the total!

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
→ King Kong's shadow.

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse:

- I want to see the eye-ear doctor.

- There is no such doctor - she tells him.

- Perhaps you would like to see someone else?

- No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor - he says.

- But there is no such doctor - she replies.

- We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor.

No help. He repeats:

- I want to see the eye-ear doctor.

They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says:

- Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?

- Because - he replies.

- I keep hearing one thing and seeing another.

- Have you seen www.busfull.com?

- No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.

- Have you seen www.brokenglass.com?

- Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg!