Most viewed jokes

- Lawyer: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?

- Client: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Clay

- Clay who?

- Clay on, Sam!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Celeste

- Celeste who?

- Celeste time I lend you money!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Caesar

- Caesar who?

- Caesar quickly before she gets away!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bettina

- Bettina who?

- Bettina minute you'll open this door!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Algy!

- Algy who?

- Algy-bra!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adelia!

- Adelia who?

- Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?
→ A croaksman!

- Have you seen www.apathy.com?

- No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.

- If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too?

- We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.