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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
→ Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What do you call an unusual rabbit?
→ A rare hare.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?
→ The White House.

Why do pigs never recover from illness?
→ Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

- What are you reading? - demanded the father of his seven-year-old.

- A story about a cow jumping over the moon - was the reply.

- Throw that book away at once - he commanded.

- How many times have I told you you're too young to read science fiction?

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

- I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family - said the man.

- To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.

The son-in-law interrupted:

- I hate factories. I can't stand the noise.

- I see - replied the father-in-law.

- Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.

- I hate office work - said the son-on-law.

- I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day.

- Wait a minute - said the father-in-law.

- I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?

- Easy - said the young man.

- Buy me out.

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached.

While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.

He said:

- The first one was a girl.

- The mother: What did you name her?!?

- Brother: Denise!

- The Mom: Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?

- Brother: The second one was a boy.

- The Mom: Oh, and what did you name him?

- Brother: Denephew.

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.

- Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?

- Father: Ok ask.

- Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.

- Father: !!!??????!!!

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.