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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
→ Toys for Twats.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?
→ He was fed up with other people.

Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress?
→ Candice Berger!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
→ Make it with blue cheese!

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

- Sis - he said - I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.

- That's nice of you, Alfie - she replied.

- Why?

- Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!

A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
→ It was a Happy one!

What's a parrot's favourite song?
→ I love Parrots in the Springtime!

How do you call a member of the financial staff of the faculty of Biology?
→ A Buy-ologist.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but it takes eight million years.