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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
→ One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?
→ Vegetarians!

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve?
→ To a meat ball!

In what school subjects does the teacher say:

- Well done, hamburgers?

→ A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
→ She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
→ A Ducktor.

Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get a coffee break?

How do men exercise at the beach?
→ By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son.

Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.

After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells:

- You need more tail.

The guy turns to his son and says:

- Son, I never will understand women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she said to go fly a kite!

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!