Most viewed jokes

- Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread?

- No.

- Oh, crumbs.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
→ Because he went crackers.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
→ Because they have electric 'eels!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?
→ A football net!

Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
→ Because it's their national bird.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
→ They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
→ It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

- How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?

- It's the leash I can do!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar.

- Don't worry, you'll soon change!