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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Barbie

- Barbie who?

- Barbie Q!

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

Jett was trying to light a match.
He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away.

He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it.
Jett struck the third one and it lit up.

- That's a good one - said the idiot, blowing it out.

- Ah'm gonna save it!

Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

- Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me.

- Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
→ A year older on his birthday!

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said:

- I'll have a shave and a shoe shine.

The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said:

- Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.

She replied:

- I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said:

- Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference.

She said:

- You tell him. He is the one shaving you.

Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own business, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "Yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice, "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".