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What is the American national day for vampires?
→ Fangsgiving Day.

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
→ Twenty after one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
→ Time to get a new car.

- Daughter: I will never learn to spell.

- Mother: Why?

- Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
→ The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
→ A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?
→ Hot, cross bunnies!

What's a rabbits' favorite song?
→ "Hoppy Birthday to You."

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
→ A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.

- What's the matter?! - she asked.

- Where's the body?! - demanded the officer.

- What are you talking about?

- We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house.