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What should you give a man who has everything?
→ A woman to show him how to work it.

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens.

- It is wonderful - the husband exclaimed.

- We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?

- Yes, you male chauvinist pig - his wife replied.

- Tonight, you cook dinner!

An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

Who's the chief of the internet?
→ E-ronimo!

- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?

- No - but he's got a ruff idea.

Why are mosquitoes annoying?
→ Because they get under your skin.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?
→ The Y2K deadline!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
→ His balk was worse than his bite!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
→ Anything it wants!