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Why did the girl sit on her watch?
→ She wanted to be on time.

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock?
→ Because she felt like killing time.

Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.

- I'll have a hamburger please.

- Burger! - she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added:

- Make that well done.

Waitres turned away again.

- Torture it! - she yelled.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
→ Ruth-less.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
→ Amelia Harehart.

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.

- American: In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.

- Russian: In Russia we don't require that you dial anything.

A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist:

- I'd like to become the next President of the United States.

- The receptionist: What are you, an idiot?

- Redneck: Why, is it required?

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
→ Parents.

- Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt.

- Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!

What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
→ Aeroflot has killed more people.