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- Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

- Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?

- No - but he's got a ruff idea.

- Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.

- Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked:

- Is this pig?

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly:

- Which end of the fork are you referring to?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
→ 'Your plaice or mine'!

How do you stop a taliban tank?
→ Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?
→ A spot-weiler!

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
→ A pup.

- Jack: My brother was sick and went to the doctor.

- John: Is he feeling better now?

- Jack: No, he has a broken arm.

- John: How did he break it?

- Jack: Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.

- John: How did he break his arm?

- Jack: He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.