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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?
→ Dr Spook.

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
→ Well, doggone!

Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O."

- Why'd you put that circle down? - asked the clerk.

- Cause Ah can't write - replied the girl.

- Why don't you sign with an 'X'? - asked the man.

- Ah used to - she answered:

- But when Ah got me a divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!

- Hello? - the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated:

- Hello?

- I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn. - the male voice whispered.

- Scheesch! You're good. - she replied:

- You mean you can tell all that from two hello's?

What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend?
→ "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."

How do we know burgers love young people?
→ They're pro-teen!

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.

- I think I'm the smartest woman on earth.

- POOF!

She disappears. The redhead goes up to try.

- I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth.

- POOF!

She disappears. The blonde goes up.

- I think--

- POOF!

- How old were you on your last birthday?

- Eight.

- And how old will you be on your next birthday?

- Ten.

- Oh, I don't think that's possible.

- Oh, yes it is - I'm nine today.

What bird tastes just like butter?
→ A stork!

- May: What position does your brother play in the school football team?

- Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!